It ships in a box. Feed it blueberries to keep the ink topped up, put out its fires, dodge the power surges. Raise it for 28 days and it earns a LIFETIME WARRANTY. Every printer owns a vault. Some of them may hold PRINTER to claim.
A tamagotchi that runs entirely on-chain. No server, no image host - the art is the artist's own paintings stored in the contracts, composed live from the game state.
Every printer owns an ERC-6551 account at birth - its own address, carried with it when it sells. The creator can lock a Uniswap v4 PRINTER/USDG position into any printer.
0.0025 ETH, or free from the snapshot. It opens itself in two days. Impatient? Rush Delivery opens it a day sooner, twice opens it now.
Alternate Blueberries and Moar Blueberries - the same snack twice heals half. Put out fires first. Buy a straw hat when the surge warning shows.
Small at first, full size by day 13. Growth is gated on hearts: fed enough to survive is not fed enough to grow.
Day 28 of healthy growth: LIFETIME WARRANTY. It stops decaying. Seal the record, strike a pose, and if it holds an LP - claim.
Equal rarity, no favourites. The colour is the one thing an owner can never change everything else it wears, a LIFETIME WARRANTY owner chooses.
The artist's layered paintings, compressed into eleven data contracts. tokenURI composes them live and returns a finished, animated SVG.
A printer's whole life is an append-only feed log. Every read replays it against the clock. No keeper, no cron, no admin.
Every seed is deterministic public arithmetic. No owner, no pause, no upgrade. The prices are fixed at deploy, forever.
| Chain | Robinhood Chain · 4663 |
| Collection | - |
| Fee engine | - |
| Creator vault | - |
| Symbol · supply | PNKY · 10,000 |
| Rulebook | Nine riddles, on-chain - PetRules.howToPlay(). The box and the courier, the daily drain, the ladder that cannot be bought, the spark in every meal, the two clocks, the polarity you were born wearing, the die with one face, the end that is not the end, and the one that stops counting: warranty, crown, pose, and the machine's liquidity that pays PRINTER into the printer's own vault. Every token's metadata carries the riddle it needs right now. |
A game of care, not chance. It costs about as much to raise as it does to mint.